Carnage15 | chaoswrestling

We open up with videos of the Lars stripping Johnny Evil of the Chaos Title. We then see images of all the winners last Anarchy, Adriana, Chris Mosh, El Hombre Sin Nombre, Trixie, and Hannah. As well as Al Nova, and Jared Jet. We then go to live video of the fans inside the warehouse. Fans are wearing new tshirts of their favorite stars, Adriana, Chris Mosh, Hannah, Trixie, Wendy Scott, Bradley Sinclair and a few others. As we pan around the warehouse is decorated with images of carnage everywhere. Images of september eleventh hang all over the place then there is one of the Chaos Cage. At the bell table are the two titles, Chaos and the Mayhem Title.

We go to the announcers table that sits high above the right entrance where we find owners James Lars and Jennifer Lars sitting and ready for tonights show.

James Lars: Welcome everyone to Chaos Wrestling! And tonight is Carnage 2015!

Jennifer Lars: A complete restart, redo, whatever you want to call it. Tonight is all about crowning two new champions. Champions that will represent Chaos Wrestling the way it needs to be represented.

James Lars: These men and women have had two weeks to prepare for tonight. This is Chaos Wrestling and every night we put on a show, you never know what's going to happen. Tonight the Mayhem Title comes back and it's up for grabs in a four way match and to win you must pin all your opponents.

Jennifer Lars: A perfect match for the Mayhem Title. And on top of that, the Chaos Title will be decided in our own Chaos Cage Match, this time it is a last man standing match!

James Lars: And what makes this match so much harder to win is that there are seven participants! Seven babe!

Jennifer Lars: That match will be nothing but Chaos and I'm not sure there is going to be anyone coming out of that the same person they entered as. It's going to be pure chaos, that's for sure.

James Lars: Two matches tonight and two new champions. Chaos is restarting and it starts tonight!

Party With Me

We go down into the dungeon where we find the atmosphere a bit on edge by everyone. Carnage has just started. Everyone has a sense of perfection, they all want this show to go perfectly for them. One person though seems to have found a way to calm his nerves. That person is none other than Chris Mosh.

Chris Mosh: People, there is nothing to worry about! Carnage has started and what and I know just the way to celebrate this glorious restart. Let's celebrate with a party! Take our minds off of our performances tonight and let's just have a good time. Party with me! The new Chaos Champion!

Underground workers around him just look at him in shock and just shake their heads.

Chris Mosh: Oh come on people, live a little, loosen up! Tonight is going to be historic. Tonight is going to be a party all night. What a great night this is going to be! Who wants to party with me? Where is Mrs. Lars?

Chris Mosh begins walking down the corridor looking in open doors for Mrs. Lars.

Chris Mosh: Jennifer! Oh boss lady! Where are you? Come party with me! Just this once! I know your nerves are a mess too! Bring Mr. Lars if you want! He can party with me as well!

Mrs. Lars: Oh my god! Why can't this guy give it a rest! As owner I'm not drinking during a show! Give it up!

Mr. Lars: Do I need to have a little conversation with this guy?

Mrs. Lars: No. I'll handle it.

Chris Mosh: Come on, Mrs. Lars! It's party time!

?????: Oh will you please shut your trap!

Chris Mosh quickly turns around at the sound of a females voice. His look of excitement quickly turns to disappointment as the female in front of him is not Mrs. Lars. It's one of his opponents tonight, Hannah.

Hannah: I'm not going to speak for Mrs.Lars because I'm pretty sure she has made it clear why she isn't going to party with you.

Chris Mosh: Everyone needs to have a good time tonight. We all need to party. What about you? Let's have a good time before I become the new Chaos Champion.

Hannah gets a serious look on her face before putting down her bags at her feet.

Hannah: Listen kid. You have children, and I'm sure you want to impress them. Show them that you're not a loser for a dad. I get that. Every parent wants to be a role model for their children. But Chris, let's be realistic here. You got your ass handed to you last Anarchy. You got a spot in this title match because of your partner that night. Now please enlighten me as to why you think you even stand a chance if you can't even stand on your two feet in a tag match?

Chris Mosh looks at her in the eyes very closely. He takes a drink of his beverage and continues looking at her.

Hannah: What are you looking at? What is your deal?

Chris Mosh: I see what's going on here. I get it.

Hannah: What's going on here is you're making a fool of yourself.

Chris Mosh: You have a thing for me.

Hannah: What??!!

Chris Mosh: You said it yourself, you have your eyes on me. Well like I told Mrs. Lars, I have a girlfriend.

Hannah: Are you kidding me? You're joking right?

Chris Mosh: I appreciate your admiration of me, but you can admire me more as the Chaos Champion. And you are more than welcome to come celebrate with my family and I after I when the Chaos Title too. That goes for Mrs. Lars as well.

Chris smiles and goes to take a drink of his beverage, but doesn't get a drop of it in his mouth as Hannah had tipped the contents all over him.She then grabs the glass from his hand and smashes it over his head, he falls to the floor.

Hannah: Pathetic. The Chaos Championship belongs to a woman. That woman is me. Good luck tonight Mosh.

Hannah grabs her bags and leaves Chris Mosh laid out on the floor.

James Lars: Hannah not appeciating Chris Mosh and his party either it seems

Jennifer Lars: No I think it's the fact that he thinks he's going to be Chaos Champion at the end of the night that got her going.

James Lars: This night just started and we already got opponents going at it!

Jennifer Lars: Like we say, it's Chaos. The thing is though, this little scuffle here, will it cost these two the title? Or can one of them look past this and win it?

James Lars: What will you do if Chris Mosh wins the title? You going to celebrate with him?

Jennifer Lars: No I'm not! The guy needs to give it a rest. I'm kinda intrigued of having a woman as our Chaos Champion. This is such a male dominate sport that it's unique to have a woman as a champion. Think it could happen?

James Lars: Well we have two women and five men in this match, there is a small possiblity of it happening. And if one does, then I will treat them as any other champion we've had.

Jennifer Lars: We've had champions?

James Lars: Touche...

Jennifer Lars: And now I guess we are told we are going out into the desert. Two of our superstars are just arriving. Kinda late isn't it?

James Lars: Not really, we don't got anywhere else to go do we?

Beauty At A Distance

We go outside in the cool desert air. The makeshift parking lot is packed with cars. Two cars pull up in the employee parking area. The pull up side by side and we watch as one car door opens and out steps in his sailor hat and attire, Bradley Sinclair. He waves at the camera with his pipe in his mouth. Stepping out of the other vehicle is the stunning Wendy Scott. She pops the trunk of her vehicle which catches the attention of Bradley Sinclair. He quickly runs over and stops her from getting her luggage.

Bradley Sinclair: Please Ms. Scott. Allow me to get your luggage for you. Don't want you to sprain any of your beautiful strong muscles before our match tonight.

Wendy Scott: Thank you Bradley.

Wendy says with a smile and placing a hand on his shoulder. Flirting with him a bit. Bradley then takes his luggage and together they proceed into the Dungeon.

Bradley Sinclair: Tonight allow me to take care of our opponents Ms. Scott. You really shouldn't harm yourself in a match like this.

Wendy Scott: I appreciate that Bradley. I might just take you up on that offer. And I'll make one of your dreams come true.

Bradley looks at her with raised eyebrows.

Bradley Sinclair: Oh really, what dream is that?

Wendy Scott: A woman on top of you at the end of the night.

Bradley Sinclair: That is every day and night Ms. Scott.

Wendy Scott: I'm talking about me silly.

Wendy says giving him a teaseful push on the shoulder and laughing.

Bradley Sinclair: Ohhh I gotcha!

Wendy's cell phone rings. She looks at it and then turns to Bradley.

Wendy Scott: Thank you for carrying my bags Bradley. But I can take them from here. I need to answer this.

She says holding up her phone. Bradley nods and hands her luggage to her. She proceeds to walk away, answering the call. Bradley watches her walk away, his gaze on her assets as she proceeds down the hallway to her locker room.

Bradley Sinclair: Nice try Wendy. But I'm going to be walking away with the Mayhem Title tonight. Not you.

He puts his pipe back in his mouth and proceeds down the hallway saying hello to some ladies on his way.

James Lars: Wendy Scott using her charm on Bradley Sinclair before their match tonight.

Jennifer Lars: I wouldn't blame her. It's quite obvious Bradley has a thing for Wendy. He's been outspoken about not wanting to harm her at all in this match.

James Lars: Yeah, about that.... how does he think he's going to win if he can't harm her?

Jennifer Lars: I'm not sure myself, it'll be interesting to see how that goes for him. And besides Wendy is not dumb, she played right into him.

James Lars: Let's see if she can do the same with her other opponents

Photo Bomb

Down in the dungeon we find Trixie take photo shoots for one of Chaos Wrestling magazines coming out to magazine stands. She smiles and poses as the camera clicks. The photographer directing her and telling her how to stand, getting her to expose her beauty. The photographer continues to take pictures. As he takes picture after picture, someone walks in between Trixie and the photographer just as he clicks the camera.

Trixie: What the hell!! Seriously! Can't you see I'm taking photos here!

The person who photobombed the picture turns to reveal him being Crash Tyson. He walks over and pushes Trixie out of the way.

Crash Tyson: Take pictures of me then. I'm going to be the new Chaos Champion. I'm going to be bigger than you too Trixie. Pictures shouldn't be taken of a mediocre champion and of a much bigger, better and stronger champion.

He poses, but the cameraman does not take the pictures. Trixie pissed off pushes Crash Tyson out of the way.

Trixie: Seriously Crash, you might have the muscles, but you just don't have the brains and the beauty that is required to be champion.

Crash stares at her with an angry look on his face, it appeared that he was about to attack her but thinks otherwise and instead walks over to the cameraman and grabs the camera and smashes it on the ground.

Crash Tyson: If I can't get my picture taken, then neither can you!

Crash then turns and walks away, Trixie with a pissed off look on her face.

Photographer: Don't worry Trixie, I have a spare camera. Wait right here and I'll go grab it.

Trixie stands there fuming as she watches Crash Tyson stroll down the hallway.

Jennifer Lars: What's his deal?

James Lars: Appearantly he felt that he needed his picture too.

Jennifer Lars: He's not a champion though.

James Lars: You know neither is Trixie, but I think what's going on here is that everyone feels right now, that they are champion material and they want to be treated like it until otherwise.

Jennifer Lars: The thing is, the matches haven't even happened yet. Don't you think it wise that they all should stay in their locker rooms and focus on their matches right now?

James Lars: You would think it wise, but this is Chaos too.

Jennifer Lars: And I'm hearing Jackie Stang has just entered the Dungeon. Let's get a camera back down there.

Weird Science

We find Jackie Stang and Lou walking with their luggage in hand down the hallway to their locker room. Jackie is walking with a bounce in his step.

Jackie Stang: Tonights the night Lou. Tonight is the night that all the ladies will want to get in between the sheets with me. Gold does that.

Lou: True.

Jackie Stang: And most of all Jenny Lars will jump right on it. I know deep down she wants to feel what it's like to be with a winner and not a loser like her husband.

As they walk by a room they stop as a flume of smoke comes rolling out of the room. Jackie and Lou look in the room to find it filled with potions, a cauldron, and other magical items.

Lou: That's the witches room.

Jackie Stang looks at Lou with some excitement.

Jackie Stang: I got a great idea Lou! These witches like to play mind tricks on their opponents with this stuff right....?

Lou: Jackie, I don't think it's wise. This stuff is dangerous, besides you don't know what your doing.

Jackie Stang: Oh come on Lou! Live a little. What can it hurt? I go in there, mix a little of this and a little of that and POOOOOFFF! I have a love potion that will make every woman including Jenny Lars to jump in my arms. And maybe I can make one that will give me an edge in my match, huh?

Lou: I don't know....

Jackie Stang: Oh come on!

Jackie and Lou walk into the room and they close the door behind them. Stang walks up to the cauldron and finds a liquid boiling in it. He grabs a bottle of another liquid and pours it in. The smoke goes from grey to blue. He grabs another bottle and pours it's contents in. The color of the smoke now goes to a red color.

Jackie Stang: I think I'm missing something Lou.

Lou looks on very cautiously. Stang looks around and he spots something sitting nearby in a glass jar. He walks over and picks it up, upon further look at it, inside the glass jar is a frog.

Lou: A frog?

Jackie Stang: Yes, every princess kisses a frog at some point right and that frog becomes her prince. So why not. What's it going to hurt!?

Stang throws the frog into the cauldron. And just as the cauldron comes to a big boil, the door to the locker room opens and in walks one of Adriana's newest sisters, Susan. She looks at what is going on in the room in shock.

Susan: What's going on here? Who are you??

Jackie looks at her in shock as well as he didn't expect to be walked in on.

Jackie: Well Ms. I'm the newest Mayhem Champion!

Susan: What are you doing in here? What did you do?

Susan pushes by them and goes to the cauldron. She smells it and we can tell by the look on her face that it doesn't smell or look right.

Jackie: I didn't touch it.

Susan turns around and looks at them.

Susan: You're lying. That's not what we made. Get out! ADRIANA!

Lou: Not a problem.

Lou grabs Jackie and drags him out of the room.

Jackie Stang: What are you doing? That's my ticket in there!

Lou: Not now. You don't want to mess with Adriana right now. Not tonight.

They close the door and they quickly race down the hallway before Adriana arrives.

James Lars: I'm not exactly sure that what they made is an actual potion.

Jennifer Lars: You think? I think they were simply trying to ruin what Adriana was creating there.

James Lars: I do not want to be in that room when Adriana comes back. She's going to be furious and that is one thing you do not want to do. Piss off a witch.

Jennifer Lars: What exactly was she making anyway?

James Lars: Who knows. She's dabbling in something that no one really knows about.

Jennifer Lars: Jackie has his match coming up real soon. He better pray that Adriana doesn't get a hold of him before then, other wise I have a feeling he's not going to be in any kind of shape for it, at all!

James Lars: And speaking of that Mayhem Title match, that is happening right now. We are moments away from crowning our new Mayhem champion for our restart.

Jennifer Lars: Good! I'm actually excited to see just who it's going to be!

Wendy Scott vs Bradley Sinclair vs Jackie Stang vs Crash Tyson

"Hey Monday" By Homecoming# plays as the crowd erupts as Wendy Scott makes her way up the left ramp and slides into the ring. She struts around a bit before motioning for the title around her slender waist. She the patiently awaits her opponents in the corner.

The Soundtrack plays out as Bradley Sinclair schmoozes on out and is taken back by the fans reaction. Walking over to the fans and shaking each of the ringsides fans hand on his way down to the ring.

(Will Ferrell - Love Me Sexy) Sounds in the Arena. Jackie skates out to the stage and kicks off the skates and unties his cape to reveal his body to the crowd while holding a bottle of oil, squirting some into his hand he oils up his body and tosses the bottle aside as he walks down to the ring checking out the ladies ringside and leaps onto the apron to score a seductive pose as he rolls under the ropes and slowly stands up as he pulls the comb in his hair out and combs his afro before handing the comb to the official.

Crash comes out wearing his waistcoat and regular wrestling attire and walks to the ring in dark light with spotlight only on him and gets in the ring

James Lars: And this match is finally on it's way folks!! They Mayhem Title on the line!

Jennifer Lars: The winner must pin the other three opponents!

All four opponents stand in their corners waiting for someone to make the first move. Not waiting any longer, Wendy Scott comes charging out of her corner towards Bradley Sinclair. They lock up and Tyson and Jackie Stang lock up. Bradley connects with rights and lefts on Wendy sending her back into the ropes where Bradley continues work on her. Jackie Stang connects with a series of knife edge chops, that don't really seem to faze Tyson much. He grabs Jackie and connects with a powerful knee to the midsection and then follows that up with a sidewalk slam. Bradley Sinclair whips Wendy across to the otherside, she ducks under an attempted clothesline. As Bradley turns around, Wendy goes for a spinning heel kick, but Bradley catches her and leg sweeps her to the mat.

James Lars: Bradley with a simple leg sweep on Wendy, holding true to his word that he won't harm her.

Jennifer Lars: And Jackie and Tyson are at it trying to wear the other down.

Jackie gets up to his feet, only to get a spear from a charging Tyson. On the otherside of the ring, Bradley connects with an ear clap on Wendy Scott, stunning her, and follows that up with a european uppercut, sending her into the corner. Tyson has Jackie up on his feet and CRASH COURSE!! (Triple Powerbomb) the fans erupt as Tyson goes for the pin attempt.

3! Bradley Sinclair too late on the save!

Jennifer Lars: And Crash Tyson scores the first pinfall!

James Lars: Only two more to go for Crash!

Bradley pulls Crash Tyson up to his feet and connects with a german suplex. Wendy Scott comes out of the corner and grabs Jackie Stang as he gets up to his feet. She goes for a neckbreaker but Jackie pushes out of it and connects with a elbow to her face, he then follows it up with a clothesline, sending her down to the mat. Bradley gets up from connecting an elbow drop on Tyson. He then applies an ankle lock on Tyson. Tyson hollars in pain. Jackie pulls Wendy up to her feet, he connects with a headbutt and follows that up with a neckbreaker of his own. He quickly goes for the pin attempt.

No! Wendy kicks out.

Jennifer Lars: Wendy with an easy kick out!

Tyson had made his way to the ropes and got the hold released. Bradley grabs him and sets him up Tyson quickly sends him over the top rope and to the desert floor with a back body drop. Jackie pulls Wendy up to her feet and whips her into the corner. Tyson quickly charges at her taking advantage of the situation, but he gets superkick, knocking him out and to the mat. Wendy Scott goes for the pin attempt.

No! Jackie Stang pulls her off of him and he goes for the pin attempt.

2 Wendy is pulled out of the ring by Bradley Sinclair

James Lars: Jackie Stang with the pinfall!

Jennifer Lars: Jackie and Crash are now tied one a piece.

James Lars: There is so much desperation going on right now between all four opponents to score the pinfalls, it's crazy!

Jennifer Lars: It's because everyone knows that the last pinfall or two are going to be the hardest to get. Everyone is going to be too exausted to try to go after the final one!

Jackie gets up to his feet and celebrates as Tyson gets up to his and he spears Jackie. Bradley Sinclair slides in the ring and grabs Tyson from behind and connects with a german suplex. He gets up to his feet and gives the finger gun point to Tyson. Bradley is then sent to the mat by a releasing german suplex by Jackie Stang. Wendy Scott slides back in the ring, she spots Jackie and connects with ten slaps to the chest, sending him back into the ropes. She then sends him down to the mat with a snap suplex. Tyson slowly goes to get up to his feet, Wendy spots him and connects with a step up enziguiri on him, sending him back down. Wendy goes for the pin attempt, but she his sent shoulder first into the ring post by Bradley Sinclair. Jackie grabs Bradley and goes to whip him into the same corner, but Bradley reverses it and Jackie hits Wendy, causing her to hit her head on the turnbuckle. Bradley connects with a running body splash on the both of them. Sending them both down to the mat. Wendy has blood dripping from the top of her head. Bradley gives the the two finger gun point but realizes that Wendy is hurt and then goes to pin the still down and out Crash Tyson.

James Lars: And we now have a three way tie!

Jennifer Lars: Is this how this match is going to go, is it going to come down to who can score that last pinfall!?

Bradley gets up to his feet and see the two remaining opponents laying side by side in the corner. He quickly rushes over and pins them both.

NO! Wendy gets a foot on the bottom rope and Jackie Stang kicks out!

Jennifer Lars: Jackie almost had it!

James Lars: A split second away! That was really close!

Bradley pulls Wendy up to her feet and connects with an european uppercut sending her into the corner. Jackie uses the ropes and gets up to his feet. Bradley connects with a big gut kick on Jackie and follows that up with a big Clothesline from Hell sending Jackie over the top rope and to the desert floor below. Bradley turns around and he is met by a drop kick by Wendy Scott. Bradley pulls himself up and his head is sent into the mat by a bulldog by Wendy. Wendy then slides on the outside and rolls Jackie Stang inside the ring. She goes for the pin attempt.

No! Tyson makes the save!

James Lars: Oh! So close again!

Jennifer Lars: Wendy almost had it all tied up!

James Lars: This is exciting! Whose going to take the lead! Everyone is starting to feel some kind of exaustion already!

Wendy gets up to her feet. Tyson and Wendy exchange knife edge chops. Wendy sends Tyson into the corner. Wendy is stopped from attacking him by Jackie Stang, who grabs her and connects with a high angle scoop slam. Bradley gets to his feet and grabs Jackie and throws him into the corner with Tyson. He connects with a body splash on them both, sending them to the mat. Bradley pulls Jackie out to the middle of the ring and makes the pin attempt.

Wendy gets to her feet.

Jennifer Lars: Bradley Sinclair win two pins now! He's a pin away!

James Lars: And he needs to pin Wendy Scott who is RIGHT BEHIND HIM!!

Bradley Sinclair gets up to his feet and he is met by a big superkick from Wendy. They both fall to the mat. Wendy falls next to Crash Tyson and drapes an arm over him.

James Lars: Wendy with a not so easy pin there! She scores her first pin!

Jennifer Lars: She's gotta be careful. If she gets pinned by Bradley, it's all over!

Wendy slowly gets up to her feet all three men are still down in the ring. She quickly covers the closest one. Jackie Stang

James Lars: And Wendy ties it all up!

Jennifer Lars: Can Crash or Jackie tie this up again!?

Wendy rolls off of Jackie and quickly covers her last opponent, Bradley Sinclair.

No! Bradley kicks out!

Jennifer Lars: Bradley making sure he doesn't get pinned there.

James Lars: Smart move by Bradley! Very aware of what was going on even when he's out of it!

Bradley grabs Wendy and locks in a hammerlock. Crash Tyson gets up to his feet as Wendy struggles on her feet. She tries to power her way out of the hold. Tyson comes rushing in and connects with a powerful spear on the both of them. Crash goes for the pin attempt on Wendy Scott.

NO! Bradley Sinclair makes the save.

James Lars: Bradley saving the day again!

Jennifer Lars: Now that's the determination of a champion!

James Lars: If he wins though!?

Jennifer Lars: I know. I'll have to deal with it then!

Jackie grabs Bradley and goes for a roundhouse kick, but Bradley ducks and Jackie hits Tyson instead. Bradley then connects with the Clothesline from Hell on Jackie, sending him down to the mat. Wendy Scott up to her feet, she grabs Bradley and connects with ALL THAT FUSS!! She covers!

Wendy gets up and gives Bradley the two gun point and gets her arm raised by Caden.

James Lars: Oh my!

Jennifer Lars: Wendy did it! Wendy is our new Mayhem Champion!

Wendy is handed the Mayhem Title by Caden as the crowd cheers for her. She holds it above her head for all to see.

Jennifer Lars: Our first female champion right there! How great is this?!

James Lars: A restart and a new day for Chaos Wrestling! She definately earned this. She was for all intent and purpose out of this match and she battled back and won! Congrats to her!

Jennifer Lars: She's going to have a tough road ahead of her. I'm sure these guys are going to want another crack at her.

James Lars: I'm sure they do. And eventually they will too.

Wendy Scott exits the ring with her title. All smiles as she proceed down the ramp.

Stolen Spotlight

Crash Tyson remains in the ring, furious about losing this important match. He paces around in the ring. Jennifer Lars comes down and steps in the ring with a mic. She cautiously walks towards Crash who is still furious.

Jennifer: Crash can I get a word here?

Crash seems to not have heard her as he leans against the ropes and shakes them while shouting loudly.

Jennifer: Crash, seems you're a bit upset. What's going on in your mind right now.

Crash turns towards her and clinches his fist like he wants to hit something.

Crash Tyson: What's on my mind? Simple Jenny. I should have won. I should be the Mayhem Champion right now. Not that fluzzy!

Jennifer: Crash, if there was a point in tonight that you could have changed differently to help you win this match, what would it have been.

Crash goes to speak, but says nothing. He rethinks what he's going to say.

Crash: I wouldn't have changed what I did in the match differently. I'm better than any of my opponents tonight. Wendy Scott just got lucky tonight. The one thing that I would have changed was letting another bitch get to me.

Jennifer looks at him with a confused look on his face.

Crash Tyson: Oh come on, you know who I'm talking about. I'm talking about Trixie. That bitch thinks that everything revolves around her. I got in the picture and stole her spotlight and it's the end of the world for her. Women like her need a reality check. Any given day any given match I'm more powerful, stronger and better than any of them.

Trixie's music hits as the fans erupt with cat calls and cheers. Trixie makes her way up the left ramp and slides in the ring.

Crash Tyson: See this is exactly what I'm talking about.

Trixie snatches the mic right out of Jennifers hand.

Trixie: Listen here, you brute. Look around you. Do you see your merchandise out there? Do you see banners and posters with your name plastered all over them? No. Whose do you see? Mine. My clothing, my face, my name. Everything does revolve around me. You might be bigger boned, bigger muscled, but I'm a bigger name, a bigger star.

Crash Tyson: You expect everything to be handed to you. You have no class and no skill in the ring. You rely on your assets to get you places in this world. The Chaos Magazine wasn't taking your picture because you are a top star in this company. No they were taking your picture because your face and your assests on the cover will sell magazines for them.

Trixie smiles and shimmies her body, the men in the audience whistle.

Crash Tyson: My point exactly. All you are is another female star here that the Lars can make some money off of. You are nothing more than a pretty face.

Trixie stops smiling and steps closer to him.

Crash Tyson: What are you going to do? Hit me?? Come on give me your best shot chica!

Trixie comes at him with lefts and rights, stunning him a bit, but he shakes it off. He laughs only to get a knee to the midsection, kneeling him over, and she then connects with a knee to the head, knocking him out. Trixie then proceeds to kick him right out of the ring. The crowd cheers as she bends over and picks up the mic.

Trixie: And that is me taking your spotlight.

She throws the mic down and exits the ring.

James Lars: Damn! I guess tonight is not the night to be messing with the women is it!?

Jennifer Lars: What these men don't understand is that they can compete with all the men in this company. Wendy proved that just a little bit ago, and Trixie has shown that Crash Tyson is no match for her!

James Lars: I would say! I'm almost afraid to step in the ring or go anywhere near these women. Their tough.

Jennifer Lars: That's why you leave the interviews to me.

James Lars: I guess you can say that!

Jennifer Lars: James, we are moments away from crowning our new Chaos Champion, but before we go to that, I'm hearing that there is some commotion going on down in the dungeon!

James Lars: Of course there is! There always is!

Let's Play A Game

Down in the dungeon we hear the sound of the bouncing of a ball. As we walk down the hallway the bouncing gets louder and as we walk we run into Jared Jet who had been working out. We follow him down the hallway towards the sound of the bouncing ball. Several locker rooms down we find the room it's coming from. El Hombre Sin Nombre's. He's throwing a basketball against the wall, it bounces off the floor and into his arms. He looks over towards the door as Jared Jet walks in.

El Hombre: Hey partner! You're a football player aren't you?

Jared Jet: I was.

El Hombre: What are you now?

Jared Jet: What do you mean, what am I now?

El Hombre: You a coach?

Jared Jet: Hell no! What's wrong with you? You get hit in the head too many times?

El Hombre: Is that why you don't play anymore?

Jared Jet: Dude, what are you on?

El Hombre: The sand?

He says as he looks at the sanded floor.

Jared Jet: Whatever. That noise is freaking annoying, just like you. Please stop.

El Hombre: You want to play football?

El Hombre says as he holds out the ball to him.

Jared Jet: That's not a football you idiot.

El Hombre: Yes it is. See?

He drops the ball and kicks it to Jared.

Jared Jet: That's not a foot... you know what, just forget it.

Jared picks up the ball and throws it at El Hombre who catches it. Jared turns around and proceeds out the door. El Hombre throws the ball back at Jared and it hits him in the back of the head, the ball then bounces back to El Hombre.

El Hombre: That's a fumble isn't it?

Jared turns around furious and charges at El Hombre, who throws the ball at Jared and hits him in the head again.

El Hombre: Why are you not catching the ball? You play for Detroit Lions? Is that why you not play football anymore? You can't catch?

Jared Jet charges at El Hombre one more time and sacks him hard onto the ground. Jared gets up, still fuming he stands up over El Hombre.

Jared Jet: I played for the Eagles you piece of shit!

He turns and walks out of the room.

James Lars: That guy cracks me up! Thinking the basketball is a football and the look on Jared's face. It was priceless!

Jennifer Lars: Can you imagine him as champion?

James Lars: That would be great! You know how many fans we would get!?

Jennifer Lars: I'm sure Jared would have something to say about that.

James Lars: There is always someone that would.

Jennifer Lars: let's see how El Hombre retaliates after that.

Congratulations!

We go to the locker room of Wendy Scott. She's on the phone talking to someone again. The new Mayhem Title sitting in front of her on the bench. We hear a small amount of the conversation, seems she's talking to someone about her win and wishing they could have been there to witness it. She is caught off guard when Bradley Sinclair knocks on his door. He's got one arm behind his back.

Wendy Scott: Hold on. I'll give you a call back.

She turns towards Bradley Sinclair.

Wendy Scott: What do you want? Can't you see that I'm a bit busy right now?

Bradley brings his arm around and presents to her some flowers. Her eyes light up.

Bradley Sinclair: Congratulations my lady.

Wendy takes the flowers from him and smells them.

Wendy Scott: Thanks Bradley. Means a lot.

Bradley Sinclair: I'm sure it does. But between you and me, we both know that I should have won and it's because I underestimated you. I'm going to make sure next time that doesn't happen again.

Wendy Scott puts the flowers down and grabs the title by her side.

Bradley Scott: Protect that title Wendy. Protect it as long as you can because I'm going to be coming for it and next time we meet I promise you, my intentions will be to take that title away from you. And next time, if I must harm that pretty face of yours, I will. Trust me, I don't want to, but you proved tonight that you'll do whatever it takes to win the title. Well I promise you, that next time, I will do whatever it takes to take it away from you.

He puts his pipe in his mouth, adjusts his sailors hat and nods to Wendy before leaving. Wendy just shakes her head and proceeds to call back who it was she was talking to.

Wendy Scott: Sorry about that. No. It was Bradley Sinclair. Yeah he's sour over losing tonight. Yeah. He's coming after it, he's not going to get it though.

She laughs as we fade back to the announcers table.

James Lars: I think Bradley is calling out Wendy there.

Jennifer Lars: I think he did too.

James Lars: I'm going to have to think on that a bit, that may just be a match that I'd like to see happen.

Jennifer Lars: He was a pin away from winning the Mayhem Title, I honestly think he deserves another shot, despite my feelings about him.

James Lars: Very true.

Jennifer Lars: Did you see the look on Wendy's face though. It was almost like she wasn't worried about him coming after her.

James Lars: Why would she be? She's the Mayhem Champion. She beat him to be champion!

Jennifer Lars: That's true, but we both know that on any given night that title could change hands.

James Lars: And true you are again.

A Mystery Potion

Inside Jackie Stang's locker room we find Jackie Stang packing up his stuff and heading out.. He and Lou are talking when there is a knock at the door. Lou gets up and walks over and answers the door. When Lou opens it up he finds Adriana and two of her sisters, he goes to shut the door but Adriana stops him. Jackie Stang quickly comes over.

Jackie Stang: Well hello there Adriana. What can I do for you?

Adriana: Don't play all dumb on me Jackie. You know what you did.

Jackie Stang: I'm not sure I do. Please enlighten me.

Susan comes walking into view, her arms are crossed.

Adriana: Susan here says she caught you two messing around our cauldron earlier.

Jackie Stang: I think she drank what was in the cauldron, because we weren't anywhere near that vodo stuff. So sorry my dear.

Adriana pushes her way through Jackie, her sisters grab Jackie and shove him down in a chair near by.

Jackie Stang: Dominate women. I love that.

Adriana: Please Jackie, I'm here to see exactly what it was you created. Mind control and some poison thrown in. Aren't you interested to see if you created the love potion you were hoping for?

Jackie looks at her with a confused look on his face. Adriana grabs Lou and pushes him down in another chair and places a knee in his midsection.

Adriana: Want to do the honors Susan?

Susan smiles and walks over with the potion in her hand. Jackie pushes his way up and past the sisters. Adriana turns her attention to him and mumbles something while holding up her hand to him. And to his surprise a fireball forms in the palm of her hand. He thinks twice and quickly sits back down.

Jackie Stang: What are you going to do to him?

Adriana: Like I said. A little experiment to see just what it is you created, and Lou is the recipient.

Adriana holds back Lou's head as Jackie watches on in fear. Susan opens up Lou's mouth and pours the liquid in. Adriana forces him to swallow it. They release him and they watch.

Jackie: What's going on? You ok Lou! LOU! You feel any different?

Lou: I feel fine.

Adriana laughs as she connects with a roundhouse kick to the side of Lou's head.

Jackie: You damn bitch!

Jackie Stang gets up and charges at Adriana and all of a sudden Adriana and her sisters have a cloud of smoke swarm them. When it clears, they were gone. Adriana's voice can be heard off in the distance.

Adriana: Next time Jackie, I will poison you and Lou. Let this be a friendly warning.

She laughs as Jackie Stang helps Lou up to his feet.

Jackie Stang: That damn bitch! There was no poison! Damn it! I'll get her back Lou!

We fade away as Jackie helps Lou up to his feet.

James Lars: I knew that Adriana would find out and Jackie was going to regret it.

Jennifer Lars: A different approach to retaliation with Adriana. The mind tricks.

James Lars: She might have had some mind tricks, but she sure packs a fireball! Did you see that!? That was so cool!

Jennifer Lars: I wonder how she learned all this?

James Lars: Me too! I want to learn some of this!

Jennifer Lars: Oh geez! Just another toy for you though really.

James Lars: Of course! Adriana and I can have some wizard wars or something.

Jennifer Lars: Oh shut up! Let's go to the match we have been waiting for! The Chaos Cage match to crown our new Chaos Champion!

James Lars: The winner must keep all their opponents down for the ten count. Last man or woman standing!

Jennifer Lars: Nice catch there! You were going to be hounded if you didn't get it right.

James Lars: I know right.

Al Nova vs Jared Jet vs El Hombre Sin Nombre vs Trixie vs Hannah vs Adriana vs Chris Mosh

Everyone comes out one by one to their music. They all climb up the ladder on their side of the ring to reach the third cage at the top and climb in. As soon as Chris Mosh, the final participant jumps in the cage, The bell rings and chaos breaks out in the top cage. Adriana immediately goes at Al Nova with repeated knife edge chops. Hannah and Jared Jet lock up with Hannah placing Jared Jet in a side head lock, but Jared rams her face first into the side wall of the cage. El Hombre goes to lock up with Trixie but he gets a knee to the midsection. Chris Mosh comes over and helps Adriana with Al Nova. Mosh grabs a dazed Al Nova and connects with a snap suplex, and Adriana immediately hits a leg drop on him.Trixie had attempted a ddt on El Hombre, but he slides out of it and he connects with a series of punches and follows that up with an uppercut sending Trixie into the side wall. Mosh grabs Adriana and whips her across the cage, she goes for a crossbody on Trixie, but Trixie moves out of the way. Adriana hits the cage wall.

James Lars: There is so much action going on in this cage I can't call it!

Jennifer Lars: I can't either, but I can tell you the cage is small and everyone is in a very tight box. And because of it those cage walls stability are being tested tonight!

Jared Jet continues working on Hannah with a scoopslam, he then follows that up with a diving splash, but Hannah was aware and quickly rolls out of the way and right into Al Nova. Al picks her up by the hair and shouts: HURRICANE CRUSHER! But before he could hit the hold, Trixie grabs him by the hair and tosses him into the side wall. Mosh then grabs Al Nova off the wall and hits a belly to belly suplex on him. Trixie doesn't allow Mosh time to get aquainted in the ring and sends him to the cage floor with a ddt. El Hombre in the meantime has attached himself up the a corner of a cage wall, hanging on and looking down at the action in the cage. Adriana grabs Al Nova but as she does, El Hombre hits a somersault off the cage wall onto Adriana and Al Nova, the cage floor rattles with the landing.

Jennifer Lars: How exactly did El Hombre attach himself to the side wall like that!? What is he some kind of spiderman!?

James Lars: That guy is something! I'm telling you he's going to be some champion!

Hannah grabs El Hombre and connects with the heavyweight hammer which she delivered several times before El Hombre finally went down. Trixie and Mosh continue at it. Trixie has Mosh in the corner of the cage and connects with repeated knife edge chops, he falls in a seated position. Behind Trixie, Jared Jet grabs her and powerslams her to the cage floor. Hannah quickly grabs Jared but Jared hits a backbody drop cutter! He looks around and notices all his opponents are down. He motions for the ref on the desert floor to start the count. But before Cadon Lars does, Al Nova sits up.

James Lars: Jared Jet with the first ten count attempt there.

Jennifer Lars: Unfortunately I think it's going to take a lot more sacks and ddt's to keep everyone down for the ten count.

Al Nova gets up to his feet and sends Jared down with a hip toss. Jared gets up to his feet and Al sends him down again with another hip toss. Adriana gets up to her feet. Al sees her and connects with a series of knife edge chops sending her into one of the corners. He takes a few steps back, stepping over his opponents. RAGING BUFFALO CRASH he shouts. But he is tripped up by El Hombre, who then locks in a side headlock. He keeps it locked in as Chris Mosh gets up to his feet and is then followed by Trixie. Mosh sends Trixie back down with a shortarm clothesline. Adriana begins to stir now. Mosh spots her and grabs her as she makes her way up to her feet and sends her on top of Trixie with a german suplex.

James Lars: Using each other as weapons in this match, nice touch by Chris Mosh!

Jennifer Lars: Does El Hombre realize that submission holds are probably not the best tactic in this type of match.

James Lars: Leave the poor guy alone!

El Hombre keeps applying pressure to Al Nova, who tries to use the cage wall to get the hold released. Adriana comes out of the corner, and she connects with a spin kick to the skull of El Hombre. Al Nova thanks her and she quickly connects with a spin kick to Al Nova's skull, sending him down as well. Jared Jet stands up behind her. Everyone else around them slowly gets up to their feet. Adriana turns around and Jared powerslams her down onto the cage floor.

THE CAGE FLOOR GIVES OUT!!

James Lars: Oh my god! The Chaos!

Jennifer Lars: Everyone fell too into the second cage!

James Lars: Not everyone!

All members except for El Hombre fall to the middle cage. El Hombre hangs on to the broken cage floor for dear life. He falls however and hits a frog splash on Jared Jet. He rolls and slowly gets up to his feet. All his opponents are down. Caden begins the count.

Hannah gets up to one knee to silence the count.

Jennifer Lars: El Hombre with a three count after a risky move from the third cage!

James Lars: I'm telling you, he's going to be someone big in the future.

Jennifer Lars: Things are starting to pick up again now in the second cage!

She grabs ahold of Jared Jet and he quickly counters with a back body drop cutter. Trixie slowly gets up to her feet and she locks on an armbar on El Hombre, who fights the hold as he tries to get up to his feet. Adriana gets up to her feet and she connects with a spin kick on Trixie who falls back into the cage wall. Chris Mosh and Al Nova get up to their feet. Al Nova connects with a series of knife edge chops on Chris Mosh sending him tripping over Hannah. Jared Jet comes at Adriana with a running clothesline, but Adriana ducks underneath it. She then sends Jared down with a spinning back kick sending him down as well.

Jennifer Lars: Adriana cleaning up a bit of house here and without magic too!

James Lars: That you can tell anyway.

El Hombre up on is feet turns around to a series of knife edge chop by Al Nova. El Hombre rubs his chest, mocking the lack of force behind them. El Hombre then retaliates with a series of punches of his own he then winds up and clocks Al Nova with an uppercut, sending him down. Adriana up on her feet grabs Hannah and connects with a forearm smash, she then hits a spinning neckbreaker, and another, and another. She goes for one more, but Trixie grabs ahold of her from behind and hits a fisherman suplex sending Adriana into the cage wall. Trixie doesn't stop there, she pulls her up and hits another fisherman suplex into the cage wall. It shakes. Jared up and sends Trixie down with a powerslam. He gets up to his feet as Hannah gets up to hers. Jared charges and sacks her into the cage wall. IT BREAKS!

HANNAH AND JARED FALL INTO THE CROWD DOWN BELOW!

HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!

James Lars: Holy shit is right! The cage just broke!

Jennifer Lars: Did you see how many suplexes that side took though! It was going to break!

James Lars: Adriana and Jared are hurting now. They fell a whole cage heigth to the floor and onto a bunch of folding chairs as well!

Hannah and Jared lay motionless in the seats of the fans, fans all around them still chanting “HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!” Everyone up in the second cage look down, stunned by what just happened. El Hombre takes this opportunity stand at the edge of the cage looking down at them. Al Nova comes charging at him, El Hombre sees him and slingshot suplexes him to the outside and AL NOVA GOES CRASHING INTO THE SEATS BELOW! Trixie grabs El Hombre and connects with a series of knees to the midsection. She then grabs him and sets him up but they are sent flying from the cage to the seats below by Adriana! Fans scatter as the match has some how made its way past its confines! The fans continue their chant as the last person remaining in the cage is Adriana. She is muttering something as she looks down at them. She leaps off the middle cage and hits a leg drop on Al Nova! All participants are down!

James Lars: What was she mumbling?

Jennifer Lars: I don't know, but doesn't it concern you that this match as some how made it's way out of the cage?

James Lars: No not really. Let's just see where it goes from here!

Everyone is hurt, everyone is bleeding from different parts of their bodies and no one seems to be moving as well. Someone in all the rubble does begin to move, this is none other than Al Nova. His arms start moving and he slowly gets up to his feet. Getting up as well is El Hombre. They both get to their feet at the same time. El Hombre grabs a fans folding chair. “HAVE A SEAT!” He shouts!

CRACK! He slams it over Al Nova's skull!

Jennifer Lars: Oh my! He's going to kill someone!

James Lars: I don't think so. Not with a folding chair he won't!

El Hombre stands looking at the mess at his feet as Caden starts the count.

Chris Mosh stirs!

James Lars: El Hombre with a close ten count!

Jennifer Lars: close?

James Lars: It was closer than last time!

El Hombre takes the chair again!

WHACK!

Cadon looks over at his mom and dad with a look of confusion. He asks them what to do.

James Lars: Let them continue! Last man or woman standing!

Jennifer Lars: This is crazy.

James Lars: No, it's..

Jennifer Lars: Just shut up. I know.

Letting the match continue, El Hombre asks for the count. But Hannah gets up to her feet. Her hair a burgundy color now from the blood. El Hombre comes over to her with the chair, and swings it.

WHACK!

Jennifer Lars: El Hombre is determined to win this match, isn't he?

James Lars: The question is can he keep it up?

Hannah ducks the chair shot and hits a roundhouse kick to the back of the his head, sending him down to the desert floor. Trixie slowly gets up to her feet, blood covering her face. She scoops up some sand and throws it in the face of Hannah, blinding her. Jared Jet slowly comes around, he spotsTrixie and Hannah locked up and sacks the both of them into the security rail, they scream in pain. Jared pull Hannah up to her feet and he connects with a swinging sideslam on to some of the chairs. Adriana now also up on her feet. She stumbles a bit, but also mumbles something and just like that she has found her balance. She connects with a front dropkick on Jared, sending him over the security rail and to the desert floor. She follows him out.

Jennifer Lars: Adriana is cheating again! She's using magic!

James Lars: You can't prove it. Just because she mumbles something, doesn't mean it's magic.

Jennifer Lars: You're kidding me right? Oh come on!

Al Nova is still out cold as El Hombre very slowly and knee after knee makes his way up to his feet. He grabs Chris Mosh who was struggling to get up to his feet. He stands up on a chair and hits a sunset flip powerbomb, sending Chris Mosh down hard on the ground. “You are supposed to stay down!” El Hombre shouts at Chris. Trixie rolls up El Hombre, but uses it as a chance to get up on her feet, she lets go and as El Hombre turns around she sends him down with an arm drag takedown and immediately follows that up with a leg drop. Adriana and Jared are at it on the outside of the cage, Adriana stands up on the security rail watching on at everything going on around her. Adriana whips Jared towards Hannah who grabs him from behind and she hits a modified taiga kee-san off the top of the security rail. She lands on the desert floor hard, her knees into the back of Jared.

Jennifer Lars: Hannah reversing Adriana's move and hitting it on Jared.

James Lars: Everyone is hurting. I'm not sure if we are going to get a ten count tonight!

Trixie has Chris Mosh by the head and furiously connects with knees to his head. Blood starts trickling from his nose, she then follows that up with a ddt onto a chair. El Hombre gingerly gets up to his feet. He looks down and finds Al Nova still out. He kicks him, Al grunts a bit so El Hombre stomps on him for good measure. He turns and Trixie does not see him, he leaps off a chair and hits a bulldog on Trixie, planting her face into the desert sand. Adriana stands on the outside of the cage and watches as El Hombre gets up from the bulldog. She turns and starts climbing the cage. El Hombre steps over the security rail and proceeds up after her. He grabs her leg, preventing her from going up even further, but she plants a foot in his head and he falls off the cage wall. Hannah rolls over, and gets up while holding her back. Jared up on his feet now. He staggers a bit but Hannah sees him and hits a butterfly suplex into the cage wall, shaking it and as she does the cage shakes, knocking Adriana off the wall, but she lands on her feet.

Jennifer Lars: That cage is looking unstable now.

James Lars: It doesn't look good does it?

Jennifer Lars: ANother suplex and it's going to go tumbling down!

Adriana and Hannah lock up. El Hombre gets up to his feet on the otherside of the security rail and he grabs a chair and throws it over and it hits Adriana in the side. Hannah grabs her and hits the Fem Driver. El Hombre comes at Hannah who connects with a sucks to be a man. The then proceeds to stomp on every single opponent that is down on the desert floor and then motions for Cadon to start counting.

El Hombre begins to stir. Hannah spots him and hits the Fem Driver on him.

James Lars: Oh no! I thought for sure we were going to have ourselves a winner that time!

Jennifer Lars: Hannah coming on strong here this last little bit of this match! Will she be the one?

Al Nova begins to stir but Hannah its a double stomp on him to keep him down.

James Lars: No, he did not get to his feet!

Jennifer Lars: Hannah keep them down darling!

James Lars: Is she going to do it!? Are we going to have a champion!?

10!!!

The crowd erupts as Hannah falls to her knees in exhaustion. Caden comes over and grabs the title and raises Hannah's hand with the title. Hannah gets up to her feet and raises the title in the air. Everyone begins to stir and head down into the dungeon, Al Nova needing some help along the way by others. What remains of the cage is raised in the air. Hannah slides in the ring with the title.

Hannah is celebrating, the fans giving her a mixed reaction. She raises it over her head for the fans to see. Confetting falls down over her. Her celebration is cut short when Chris Mosh is seen and heard clapping for her. She lowers the title and looks over at him with a scowl on her face.

Chris Mosh: Congratulations Hannah. Job well done. You've kept all six of us down for the ten count. But answer me this Hannah. Could you have kept any of us down for the three count? Could you have pinned any of us or made us submit to your mercy?

Hannah nods her head yes.

Chris Mosh: Really? Since your the new champion, let's see how great of a champion you're going to be. I challenge you to a match for the Chaos Title.

The fans cheer as Hannah looks at him with a look of hatred it seems.

Chris Mosh: You knocked me out earlier in the night. And you knocked me out again tonight to win the title. Let's have ourselves a one on one match and let's see just who comes out the winner.

Hannah nods and comments that he's got a deal.

Chris Mosh steps over the debris and starts towards Hannah.

James Lars: WHOA WHOA!! WAIT A MINUTE!

Chris Mosh stops in his tracks as Hannah still holds on to the title.

James Lars: Chris, are you asking for a rematch?

Chris nods his head yes, pointin at Hannah with some words.

James Lars: Well I'm not going to give you that match here tonight. No. Let's let Hannah enjoy the night and celebrate her win. I'm not letting the title and it's name go down the shitter like it did with the last champion. No. You want a match Chris. You got it at WRESTLEFEST! Our biggest supershow to start out the new year!

The crowd cheers. Hannah raises the title over her head again as Chris Mosh looks at her and proceeds to clap for her. Hannah walks to the ropes and stares at him. She places the titel around her waist and shows him she's the champion. They stare at each other, one waiting for the other to make the first move. The show the fades on worn out, exhausted new Chaos Champion in the ring.