Anarchy Episode-8 | chaoswrestling

A limo pulls up outside in the parking lot. It stops in front of the entrance and the back passenger door opens up. We watch as one black leather shoe followed by the other step out of the limo and onto the pavement. The figure comes out of the limo with a briefcase in their hands. We do not get a glimpse of who the person is, but they appear to be on official Chaos Wrestling business. They walk into tdungeon as we fade.

James Lars: Hello everyone and a special hello to ACW! Tonight is a very special night. Tonight Chaos Wresting starts over.

Jennifer Lars: We had some contractual issues all over the place this month. Hulu, talent, you name it, they all seemed to bombard us all at once.

James Lars: So if you tuned in last week and was expecting Episode 7 and did see it? Well we are back and we are starting over.

Jennifer Lars: We got our Mayhem Title back, and Evil decided not to renew his contract so he was stripped of the Chaos Title as well. So James and I were asking ourselves, what do we do?

James Lars: We go out, find a backer for Chaos Wrestling, and we start all over. New champions, new venue, new everything.

(James says as the fans erupt. The fans seem rather loud as we are only zoomed in on James and Jennifer. James raises his arms giving the cameras the signal to reveal the new venue. The ring is decorated with the Chaos Wrestling logo in the ring and on the apren drapped over the sides. The ropes are green and the turnbuckles are black. The biggest difference is the fans. They have ringside seats. Just a few though off to the sides. The entrances to the underground area is lit with lights up and down both sides of them. The announcers table is no longer in the corner at ringside. No, it's elevated at the top of the left ramp. The announcers look down at the ring, and the wrestlers coming up that ramp, walk underneath it. The big screen still hangs over the middle of the ring for the fans to see.)

James Lars: A new look with a new backer and these are not just the only changes. New talent as well!

(We go outside to the parking lot where we find one of the newcomers who calls himself Crash Tyson. He steps out of his vehicle, the size of this guy is enormous. He looks like he has lifted a lot of weights. The fans inside the dungeon are not sure what to make of this guy. He walks to the entrance with a focused look on his face. He shoulder bumps the cameraman as he walks by and enters the dungeon without saying a word.)

Jennifer Lars: Who is that?

James Lars: That there is Crash Tyson, one of my newest signees..

Jennifer Lars: He is enormous! How can anyone compete against a guy that big?

James Lars: He's not that big. Bigger than most guys we have.

Jennifer Lars: I think we are staring at our new Chaos Champion.

James Lars: How can you say that? You haven't even met all the other new signees yet!

Jennifer Lars: I don't need to. Are they as big as this guy?

James Lars: Not really.

Jennifer Lars: Then I rest my case.

James Lars: Crash Tyson will be facing El Hombre Sin Nombre and Jackie Stang.

Jennifer Lars: It's fun to see what new signees can do in their first match, but I know what El Hombre Sin Nombre can do and I think he's going to win this one.

James Lars: El Hombre is familiar with the dungeon, that's all the advantage he gets by starting over with Chaos Wrestling. New faces don't mean he's got the advantage. Crash Tyson is a big guy. He could very well destroy El Hombre Sin Nombre.

At Your Service

(We go down into the dungeon where we find ourselves in the locker room of the beautiful Wendy Scott. She is dressed in one of your tank tops, and a flowered skirt. She has her back turned to us so we see the top of her shoulder blades and her exposed shoulders. She's fixing her hair, probably getting herself ready for her match that is next. We see her wrestling gear sitting on the bench next to her. In front of her is a mirror and the cameraman can be seen in it. She spots him and smiles into the mirror.)

Wendy Scott: Well Hi there! (she says looking at the camera, still smiling.) It's great to be here in the Mojave Desert. The warm welcome that I have gotten from the Lars is unbelievable. The treatment I'm getting here is more than I could ask for. They said anything I need just ask. There is one thing I need and I was hoping you could help me out with it. (She turns around and looks at the camera, and smiles.) After my match I am going to be thirsty. I prefer a bottle of water waiting for me when I return. Would you be so kind to get one for me and put it in a bucket of ice for me?

(The scene moves up and down, obviously the cameraman agreeing to do it for her.)

Wendy Scott: Awesome, you are the best! (she says, winking at him. She turns back to the mirror.) Now if you excuse me, I need to get ready for my match. (The cameraman exits her locker room and shuts the door.)

Jennifer Lars: You can stop drooling now.

James Lars: What are you talking about? I wasn't drooling! She's not as beautiful as you are my dear.

Jennifer Lars: Please, i see the drool!

James Lars: Oh come on.

Jennifer Lars: Well Wendy Scott has a chance to earn herself a spot in the restart if she beats Trixie to start out our show tonight.

James Lars: Trixie is a tough opponent too from what I've heard.

Jennifer Lars: Yes she is. The competition in this restart is tough. Everyone, I believe can be our Chaos Champion. But unfortunately only one can win it. So the question is how badly do they want it?

James Lars: And that Chaos Cage match at Carnage can have anywhere from five to seven members involved!

Jennifer Lars: Our first one had five and the top cage was really crowded. I can only imagine what it's going to be like if we have seven.

James Lars: And one of those is going to be either Wendy Scott or Trixie. Its going to be fun to see who comes out on top.

Jennifer Lars: This Wendy though, we have to watch her. She seems to con people into getting what she wants by using her sex appeal.

James Lars: She does not. How?

Jennifer Lars: Are you kidding? You're already falling into her sex appeal.

James Lars: I am not.

Jennifer Lars: Wipe the drool off your chin.

The Alpha Pad

(We go down into the dungeon. We find Jackie Stang in his locker room with two blonde women who are wearing two piece bikinis. He has one in each arm as he lays with them in a bed. He kisses both of them and spots the camera.)

Jackie Stang: Well hel-looo Chaos Wrestling! Welcome to my pad. Lovely isn't it. I personally asked Jennifer Lars to give me a pad for a locker room that she would love to hang out in after my match. This is what she gave me. It's true. Just ask her!

(The women in his arms have their hands all over his chest, granted he's in the bed in his ring gear.)

Jackie Stang: You know there was one thing that Chaos Wrestling was missing the first time around. This restart was exactly what they needed. This restart gives them the one thing they were missing and is vital in keeping all the women tuned in every week on Hulu and coming to the desert every Thursday! That is me! The alpha male. That is why Mrs. Lars signed me. That is why I'm here. She needed me.

(The women continue to throw themselves all over him and he's enjoying every bit of it.)

Jacke Stang: Jennifer after my match tonight, after I prove that I am the alpha, I am inviting you to come to my pad. We can have a one on one interview, you can get to know the great alpha that I am.

(The woman to his left turns his head to her and she kisses him. We fade back to the announcers table.)

Jennifer Lars: That guy disgusts me. He seriously thinks he is the gods gift to women?

James Lars: Well you can't deny that women love him.

Jennifer Lars: He's a pig. I do not get why he so badly wants to ruin our marriage? I had nothing to do with that pad or his signing. Did you give him that pad?

James Lars: It wasn't me. I'm guessing he brought it in.

Jennifer Lars: Well if he doesn't stop, he can be fired.

James Lars: I'm not going to fire him if he's our Chaos Champion in two weeks. Fuck that. I'm not losing another champion. Been there done that.

Jennifer Lars: Let's just move on to our first match of the night, ok?

James Lars: Gladly.

Trixie vs Wendy Scott

(Take It Off – The Donnas plays as Trixie makes her way up the left ramp. She waves to the guys that sit nearby as she makes her way to the ring. She steps in the ring and struts around and winks at Mr. Lars as she cross in front of them.)

Jennifer Lars: Where the hell did we find these women? This Trixie just hit on you!

James Lars: No she didn't.

Jennifer Lars: Oh come on!

(Hey Monday - Homecoming plays as Wendy Scott makes her way up the right ramp. She makes her way up to the ring, slightly ignoring all the men who wanted to get a hand on her. She steps up on the apren and motions for Caden to let her in the ring. He quickly runs over and splits the top and bottom rope for her. Wendy slides in the ring, bending over in front of Caden. The men in attendance whistle at her as she does. She stands in her corner and looks across the ring at Trixie.)

Jennifer Lars: Two sex goddess? Seriously where did we find these women?

James Lars: I don't think Wendy is a sex goddess persay. I think she uses her assets to get what she wants.

(Jennifer Lars just looks at her husband with a raised eyebrow.)

James Lars: I'm didn't look! Caden did though!

(The two women lock up in the middle of the ring and try out a power of strength. Trixie backs up Wendy into the corner and connects with a knee to the midsection and then comes at her with a knife edge chop, followed by another. Wendy retaliates with one of her own, and another allowing her to get out from the corner. Wendy slides around Trixie and connects with a standing drop kick, which sends Trixie into the corner. Wendy then connects with slaps to her face ten times. Wendy steps out as Trixie wobbles out of the corner and right into a drop toe hold and into repeated head slams to the mat.)

James Lars: Both women trying to gain some kind of advantage over the other to start out this match.

Jennifer Lars: Can we just disqualify Trixie now?

James Lars: Why because she winked at me?

Jennifer Lars: No because she irritates me.

(Wendy pulls her up to her feet and sets her up for a suplex, Trixie connects with a knee to the midsection to get the hold released. Wendy comes at her and she sends her down with an arm drag. Wendy up to her feet again and Trixie sends her down with another arm drag. Wendy quickly gets right back up and this time Trixie sends her down with bridging fisherman suplex. Trixie holds it for the pin.

Wendy kicks out.)

Jennifer Lars: Oh thank god! Good job Wendy!

James Lars: I knew she wasn't going to get the three there. Trixie needs to do more than that to keep her down for the count.

(Trixie gets up to her feet, followed by Wendy. Trixie connects with knife edge chops. Wendy grabs her and forces her to lock up. Trixie grabs ahold of her hair, causing Wendy to scream in pain. Wendy grabs ahold of Trixie's in return. Trixie screams but quickly gets the hold released with a hip toss. Wendy up to her feet, but Trixie slips behind her and rolls her up into a school boy roll up!

Wendy kicks out!)

Jennifer Lars: Come on Wendy! Fight back! Put her down! I want you in the cage match!

James Lars: I don't care whose in the cage match as long as their going to represent Chaos Wrestling!

(Trixie up to her feet, frustrated. She pulls Wendy up to hers by the hair. Trixie sets her up, but Wendy reverses it and hits a sit-out facebuster. Wendy takes a step or two back as Trixie gets up with her back to Wendy and she sends her back down to the mat with a bulldog! Trixie tries to get back up to her feet but as she does, Wendy connects with a calf kick, keeping her down on the mat. Trixie slowly makes her way up to her feet and Wendy sends her down with a mafia kick. She covers.

Trixie kicks out!)

Jennifer Lars: Come on Caden, dear! That was a three count!

James Lars: Nope, sorry to tell you, she kicked out in time.

Jennifer Lars: Shut up! You like her!

James Lars: Yes, she's a talented!

Jennifer Lars: Really?

James Lars: I'm just going to shut up now.

(Wendy pulls Trixie up to her feet only to get a big knife edge chop. Trixie stumbles a bit as Wendy connects with a slap of her own. Trixie falls to a knee. Wendy grabs her but Trixie connects with a punch to the midsection and follows that up with a quick ddt. Trixie staggers a bit as Wendy rolls and gets up to her feet. Trixie comes running at her and hits a running double ax handle, sending Wendy to the mat. Trixie then follows that up with a double stomp. Wendy hurting slowly gets up to a knee and as she gets to her feet, Trixie connects with a headscissor, sending her back down to the mat. Trixie then quickly hits SHINNING APPRENTICE!!! (Split Legged Leg Drop)

DING DING)

(Caden raises Trixie's hand in victory)

James Lars: A great victory to the start of Trixies debut here!

Jennifer Lars: Trixie has earned the right to be in the Chaos Cage match at Carnage.

James Lars: And give props to Wendy Scott, she gave it her all too, and she'll be in the Mayhem Title Match at Carnage. She could very well be our next Mayhem Champion.

Jennifer Lars: And I would say a good one at that too. Trixie on the other hand, if she wins the Cage match, I would say she earns it.

James Lars: Anyone who wins that match will earn it.

Jennifer Lars: I don't know about that, Johnny Evil won that match but I would say he didn't deserve it though.

James Lars: True.

Jennifer Lars: And speaking of potential champions. We have a newcomer waiting to say a few things about his opponent tonight. Bradly Sinclair.

The Journey

(We go down into the dungeon and into the locker room of Bradley Sinclair. We find him standing on what appears to be a boat. He has his sailor hat on and a pipe in his mouth. He sees us and pulls the pipe out and smiles.)

Bradley Sinclair: Well howdy folks. It's so great to finally be a part of Chaos Wrestling. And what a great way to restart by having qualification matches for the titles. Chaos has been here before when it opened it's doors. And now it's doing it again. My opponent tonight is none other there the very beautiful, Hannah Carter.

(He takes a puff of his pipe before continuing.)

Bradley Sinclair: Now Hannah, I know we can't both win, but I wish we could together. You are a very talented female and I wish you all the best of luck in our match tonight, I really do think you deserve it. And you making it to the cage match and moving forward to becoming the newest Chaos Wrestling Champion. Well to do that you have to defeat me.

I'm fine with it if you do beat me. You're good. I kow what you can do, your a tough chick, one I wish that I didn't have to face in my first match in Chaos Wrestling. But Hannah, I now you and I will blow the roof off this dungeon tonight. Now I don't expect you to take it easy on me, and I know you won't. Because if you win, I want you to know that you won when I gave my best attempt at beating you and I feel the same way when I defeat you.

You and I may not be able to advance together. And you may end up winning, but Hannah, I'm not going to let you win very easily. I will fight the waves and this journey I'm on will take me where it takes me. If it takes me to that pot of gold in two weeks then great. But I know I am on this journey to prove to myself I can compete against the best, and tonigh I know I am up against the best. By defeating you Hannah I know that my journey is just beginning. I know I am only a match away fom winning gold, it's just a shame that it has to be against you."

(He tips his sailors at to the camera and puts his pipe back in his mouth before walking past the cameraman and out his locker room door. We find that he wasn't actually on a boat but the image was that of a backdrop of a boat.)

James Lars: Bradley Sinclair with a different perspective of his opponent tonight. Nothing but good things to say instead of the negative.

Jennifer Lars: Unfortunately only one of them can win and move on to the cage match with Trixie in two weeks.

James Lars: Who do you think it's going to be?

Jennifer Lars: I tried to do some research on these two, but what I did find, I can't really tell you. They both have their advantages and disadvantages.

James Lars: I think Hannah is going to win.

Jennifer Lars: You only say that because she's a woman. I think Bradley has no killer instinct maybe to pull out the matches that matter, like this one.

James Lars: He's a happy go lucky sailor that enjoys what life throws at him.

Jennifer Lars: I'm sure he is. But you know as well as I do, that this is Chaos Wrestling. Life is going to be throwing him a lot of curveballs and I'm not sure he is ready for it.

James Lars: We'll find out tonight one way or another.

Jennifer Lars: That's not saying that I think Hannah will win because I don't think that either. She's got some work cut out for her if she wants to be a champion. I'm just saying.

James Lars: Well like I said, we are about to find out.

Hannah vs Bradley Sinclair

(Hannah Carter emerges from the curtain wearing her hair straight with a white highlight on a strang of hair. She has spider style arm sleeves which lead to her red vest that just covers her belly button. She has custom made red gloves with black fingers and a logo on either Reading Hannah on her right glove on top of gold stars and Carter on her left on top of gold stars. She has black tights on with built in knee pads and they go into her boots which are black with a red firework design up the ankle. She has black wrist tape which both have "Carter" inscribed in white. Hannah stands out on the crowd with the lights dim and only flashes come from the stage lights that light up Hannah's face in a variety of red, green and dark blue as Hannah walks down to the ring. She then saunters to the steel steps and steps onto the apron before leaping over the ropes and into the ring where she warms up on the ring rope.)

(The Soundtrack plays out as Bradley Sinclair schmoozes on out and is taken back by the fans reaction. Walking over to the fans and shaking each of the ringsides fans hand on his way down to the ring. He then walks back up the ramp to shake the other sides fans and walks down to the commentary table where he shakes Luke's hands and then Benny Huggins before walking up the steel steps and into the ring)

(They lock up in the middle of the ring with Hannah connecting with a suplex. Sinclair quickly gets to his feet while clapping for Hannah. He locks up with her again. This time she pushes him into the corner where she connects with a reverse elbow to the face. Sinclair combats with an ear clap and an uppercut, sending Hannah staggering to the middle of the ring. He comes out and she connects with an uppercut of her own, sending Sinclair into the ropes. He comes off of them and right into a vicious drop kick from Hannah. Hannah goes for a crusher wake, but Bradley gets his knees up. Hannah falls to the floor.)

James Lars: Bradley is putting Hannah to the test right away. A botched crossbody there.

Jennifer Lars: Bradley needs to be careful, Hannah seems to be coming at him with everything she has to start out this match right away.

(Bradley gets up and grabs Hannah and locks in an ankle lock. She screams in some pain and then fights her way to the ropes and grabs ahold of the bottom one to get the hold released. Bradley grabs her and pulls her up to her feet and whips her across the ring. She bounces off the ropes and ducks under an attempted clothesline, she then connects with a spinning roundhouse kick to the head, sending Bradley down hard to the mat. She then applies the Makeover! Bradley in pain tries to fight the hold but can't fight it. He continues to fight it as Hannah applies more pressure.)

Jennifer Lars: Hannah working away on Bradley with a submission hold.

James Lars: I think it's going to take more than that to get him to tap out.

(Bradley slowly goes out. Caden comes over to check to see if he's out for good. He raises his arm once.

1 And it falls.

2. And it falls again.

3! NO!! It stays up!

Bradley powers his way up to his feet and backs up into the ropes, to get the hold released. Bradley grabs Hannah and whips her across the ring. As she bounces back, he sends her to the mat with a drop kick. He grabs her and pulls her up to her feet and hits a german suplex. He then goes back to applying the ankle lock on her. She fights it like before but this time she makes it up to one foot and goes for enziguiri kick, but Bradley was anticipating it and ducks under, he then send her down with a suplex.)

James Lars: Bradley Sinclair mounting a bit of offense now. He wants to win this match just as much as she does.

Jennifer Lars: And he's not letting up on her either. He wants it bad.

(He pulls her up to her feet and hits a deadlift german suplex as the crowd erupts. He goes for the pin attempt.

NO!!! HANNAH KICKS OUT!

Jennifer Lars: I thought for sure he had her there!

James Lars: And so did the fans, they are booing like crazy!

Jennifer Lars: I think they are booing Caden, but I believe she did kick out in time!

(Bradley nods his head in approval and grabs her ankle one more time, but she is ready and kicks him in the midsection, causing him to let go. She makes her way to her feet. She grabs him and hits a fisherman spin-out suplex. The crowd boos as she hops back up to her feet, favoring that one ankle a bit. Bradley gets up to his feet and she hits the Brace Bitch! (back to back reverse straight jacket neckbreaker.) Bradley gets up to his knees, wobbling a bit. Hannah sees the perfect opening and locks in the Periodic Table!!! She has it locked in tight! Bradley Sinclair has no where to go!!!

HE TAPS OUT!!!)

James Lars: Hannah did it! She made him tap!

Jennifer Lars: She becomes the second woman to advance on to the Chaos Cage Match at Carnage!

(Caden raises Hannah's hand in victory.)

(Bradley Sinclair stands up with a smile on his face and claps as Hannah celebrates her victory in the ring. She looks over at him to find that he offers her a handshake. She just looks at it and turns and exits the ring. Bradley watches as she walks away on the outside of the ring. He quickly exits and chases after her. He stops her as she heads down her ramp.)

Bradley Sinclair: Hey I just wanted to offer you a congrats and wish you luck in the Cage match! (He offers his hand for a handshake. She connects with a low blow kick to him sending him down to his knees. She turns and proceeds down into the dungeon.)

James Lars: Oh my what a kick!! What was that for?!

Jennifer Lars: I'm not sure, appearantly she didn't appreciate his congratulatory guesture there.

James Lars: Hannah definately making a statment in her debut here tonight with that swift kick.

Jennifer Lars: She's going to need more that a swift kick to survive the Chaos Cage. You and I both know that.

James Lars: We'll find out in two weeks, meanwhile, after Bradley sets sail again, he'll be on his way to becoming Mayhem champion.

A Special Package

(We go down into the dungeon to find Jared Jet working out in the gym down there. He is in the process of doing squats, his legs tremble with every squat. He squats and pushes up. The weights he lifting are more than his weight. He squats again and struggles to push up again. He stands still as he looks into the camera.)

Jared Jet: Crash, the master of the all mighty powerbomb, I've heard what you have said. The biggest and strongest powerbomb is part of your arsenal. I get that. But buddy you haven't felt stepped foot on the field with the best tackler in the game. I'm going to come at you with a sack after sack after sack, sacking you all the way back to your endszone. Scoring points and taking the victory, and as a result, preventing you and your partner from entering in the Chaos Cage match. A match that I made famous here in Chaos Wrestling.

(He does another squat. Struggling even more now after holding the barbell on his shoulders for that amount of time. He stands up and his knees buckle a bit but he catches himself.)

Jared Jet: There is nothing you or your partner can do from preventing me from winning this match or from winning the Chaos Title at Carnage.

(He does another squat and as he stands up another figure comes into view. As we pan around we spot this person, dressed in ripped and grangy clothing. We recognize this person as one of the sisters. She has a glass in her hand of some liquid.)

Jared Jet: Who are you and what do you want?

Sister: I got a little present for you my dear friend! (She says with a hackle.)

(Jared puts the barebell on the bar rest and comes out closer to her, looking at the glass.)

Jared Jet: I'm not drinking that

Sister: Oh this isn't for you. This is for someone else. (She reaches around and pulls out a bottle of water from behind her, we are not sure where exactly it came from. A hidden pouch maybe. She hands it to him.) A friendly guesture from Adriana.

(Jared takes the bottle with a brand label on it and pops the cap, it has not been opened. He smells it out of precaution, and then drinks the entire bottle. The sister hackles again, this time creeply louder. Jared shivers a bit before throwing the bottle back at the sister and walking away. The sister watches him walk away with a smile on her face.)

James Lars: I'm not sure that was water.

Jennifer Lars: It wasn't. What does Adriana have up her sleeve?

James Lars: Whatever it is, it can't be good. Not for Jared anyway!

Jennifer Lars: You're just going to let her do this?

James Lars: I don't see any harm in it.

Jennifer Lars: Not yet, but who know what kind of potion that was and what it's going to do to him.

James Lars: I'm sure it's harmless.

Jennifer Lars: You say that now.

No Tricks On Me

(We go back down into the dungeon where we find Chris Mosh sitting in his locker room. He spots the camera and motions for them to come in as he laces up his shoes.)

Chris Mosh: Thank you for coming. I wanted to say some things before my match tonight. Tonight I get the chance to compete in the Chaos Cage match at Carnage if I win tonight, but in order to win I must rely on a witch for a partner to hold her end of the deal. Now I'm sure that's not going to be an issue because she wants to compete in the same match as well. But let me make one thing clear, Adriana. I know your hear and I know your brewing up something. But tonight there is something far more greater and powerful than your witchcraft on the line.

A shot for the Chaos Title. No witchcraft or wizardry can help you win that. Tonight I expect you to be my partner to help me win, and in return I'll help you win. I have fought since day one at this opportunity and I don't need some witch to ruin that for me. If you do, I know how to burn three witches at the stake.

And last, Mrs. Lars? You still have yet to tell me why you hate me so much. As you can see, there is no party going on in my locker room. Not yet anyway. When I win my match there will be though. Instead of hanging out with a guy obsessed with women, come hang out with me and enjoy a good party. That is all I'm asking. And maybe you can fill me in on why you hate me the way you do.

(Chris stands up and grabs the water bottle next to him and takes a drink out of it. He shivers a bit as he stands up.)

Chris Mosh: Now if you will excuse me, I have a match I need to prepare for.

(Chris proceeds out of his locker room and as he does a flume of smoke appears in the middle of his room. In the middle of it stands Adriana. She looks in the direction of the locker room door, then spots the water bottle half gone on the bench. She picks it up and looks at the contents and gives us a big sinister grin and then puts the bottle back down. She hackles and vanishes again in a flume of smoke.)

James Lars: Was that water bottle potioned as well?

Jennifer Lars: It sure appeared so.

James Lars: Maybe that potion was to divert Chris's attention off of you and onto someone else?

Jennifer Lars: That would be awesome, but I don't think it was. Adriana has now appearantly give 2 members of this match potions. What is she scheming?

James Lars: I'm sure it's innocent.

Jennifer Lars: There is nothing innocent about the look that was on her face when she looked at the bottle.

James Lars: Well I'm whatever it is, we'll find out at some point tonight. Right now we have another match. A three way match to decide whose going to be our fifth member of the Chaos Cage match in two weeks.

Jackie Stang vs Crash Tyson vs El Hombre Sin Nombre

(Crash comes out in his waistcoat and proceeds up the left entrance ramp. As he walks up the ramp the spotlight follows him all the way to the ring.)

(Kenny Wootton - Shock And Aww) Sounds in the Arena. The theme plays out with the children's cheers as El Hombre enters on the Shock and Aww line holding up above his head a hand held sign ready "Wrestling Is so Much Fun" which he holds up each time the line comes out on his entrance theme. El Hombre Sin Nombre turns around with his cape flowing behind him as he flings it back to show off his tights. Black with the patches of wrestling moves he can do, sown on like scout badges. El Hombre holds up the sign again as the Wrestling Fun line comes in, pointing at it before stomping down like a sumo as he feels the grate of the ramp and shoots the crowd a look. The cameraman filming from over his right shoulder as he gives a thumbs up and takes off down the ramp to slide in and roll onto his head and kip up onto his feet from a headstand. El Hombre spreads his cape out to read Wrestling is So Much Fun as he undoes the tie around his neck and folds it up and hands it to the acting official. El Hombre runs into the ropes and grabs hold of them holding them in a spider like grip as he slips out to the apron and shoots the fans nearby a thumbs up and gets a cheer section going before standing back in into the ring by a simply jump over the ropes.)

((The Temptations - Ball Of Confusion) Sounds in the Arena. Jackie Stang steps out from the back dressed in Orange Wrestling Tights with bear claw marks design upon the. He has on white wrestling boots on as well. Black Wrist tape on and a white pair of elbow pads with a small black pad over them. Jackie grinds his pelvis to the fans and combs his afro, leaving the comb in as he walks down to the ring. Jackie slides in and rolls over as he humps the ring mat before getting up and slides the comb of his out the ring.)(All three men come together in the middle of the ring. Jackie and El Hombre connect with knife edge chops on each other, Crash Tyson grabs their heads and rams their heads together. They both stumble in the ring. Crash grabs Jackie and goes for a chokeslam, but Jackie connects with an elbow to the face to get the hold released. He then grabs Crash and connects with a german suplex. Before Crash, El Hombre Sin Nombre quickly pins Crash, but Crash kicks out before the count. Jackie grabs El Hombre and whips him to the ropes. He bounces off and Jackie Stang sends him down with a roundhouse kick. El hombre gets up quickly to his feet to find Crash sending Jackie down to the mat with a scoop powerslam.)

(El Hombre grabs Crash from behind and sends him down with a half nelson bulldog. Jackie gets up to his feet, El Hombre spots him and he sends Jackie down with a standing enziguiri. El Hombre goes for a leg drop on Jackie, but Jackie quickly rolls out of the way and El Hombre lands hard on the mat. Crash up on his feet, grabs Jackie and hits a hammerlock slam. He then quickly connects with a knee drop on to the downed Jackie. He goes for the pin attempt.

El Hombre makes the save.)

James Lars: Jackie Stang trying to end the match early.

Jennifer Lars: Why do people think that early attempts work?

James Lars: I think he's trying to end it so he can get you back to his room.

Jennifer Lars: Good luck with that!

(El Hombre pulls Crash Tyson up to his feet. Crash whips him against the ropes and spears him off the bounce back. Crash goes for the pin attempt once more.

El Hombre Sin Nombre kicks out.

Crash pulls him up to his feet. Jackie up to his, spots this and delivers rights and lefts to the midsection of El Hombre. El Hombre falls to the mat, and now Jackie connects with rights and lefts on Crash Tyson. He then connects with a headbut and follows that up with a swinging neckbreaker, sending Crash back down to the mat. Jackie goes for the pin attempt.

El Hombre pulls him off and goes for the pin attempt himself.

Jackie pulls him off.

James Lars: Jackie Stang is not giving up. You better be ready!

Jennifer Lars: Well he better give up on me. One thing these guys and gals better understand. And that is we are owners, we do not socialize or hang out with our employees.

James Lars: Well you don't. I on the other hand.

(Jennifer just gives him a look.)

(El Hombre and Jackie exchange lefts and rights. El Hombre grabs Jackie and connects with a suplex. He stands up and into the corner as he waits for Jackie to get up to his feet, Crash gets up to his, sees El Hombre standing in the corner and comes charging in. SPEAR INTO THE CORNER! El Hombre moved out of the way. As El Hombre moves out of the corner, Jackie grabs him and connects with a releasing german suplex. He goes for the pin attempt.

El Hombre Sin Nombre kicks out. )

James Lars: He almost had him! That was really close!

Jennifer Lars: This Crash Tyson is one strong dude, I'm having a hard time believing he's letting these guys get the best of him.

James Lars: Inexperience. I don't think he was prepared for these two men.

(Jackie pulls him up to his feet. He sets him up for a suplex, but El Hombre reverses out of it and he powerbombs Jackie into the corner. Jackie hits hard and lands on the mat. El Hombre then quickly turns and covers the still downed Crash Tyson.

3!)

(Cadon raises El Hombre Sin Nombre's arm in victory.)

James Lars: Oh wow!! The man without a name wins! He has cemented himself in the Chaos Cage match!

Jennifer Lars: I can't wait to hear how he views the Chaos Title now.

James Lars: Me too, this guy is hilarious.

Jennifer Lars: Oh no....

James Lars: What?

Jennifer Lars: Look.

(In the ring Jackie Stang remains as everyone else had returned down into the dungeon. Jackie approaches the ropes and up at the announcers table. He stands in the ring and asks for a mic.)

Jackie Stang: Jennifer! Hey the boat is ready to sail! You coming with me?

Jennifer Lars: Ok. That's it....

James Lars: Where you going?

Jennifer Lars: I'll be right back.

(Jennifer takes off her head set and proceeds down the ladder and then steps in the ring. As she steps in Jackie spreads the ropes so she can squeeze through.)

Jackie Stang: Here she is. The lovely Jennifer Lars! I'm glad you took me up on my offer. All the ladys love the fun they have with me. Want do you want to do first. Explore the boat or make some waves?

(Jennifer slaps him across the face, the crowd gasps, some cheer some boo. Stang holds the side of his face as Jennifer grabs a mic.)

Jennifer Lars: There is something you need to know Jackie Stang, as sexy as you think you are. Other women may find you attractive but I do not. I don't like my men hairy, egotistical or some kind of god. I have a man and that's that. You and everyone else needs to know that we are your boss. We sign your checks. Check yourself at the door before you come back because if you don't, you'll be checking yourselves out of Chaos. I hope you understand that, you too Chris Mosh, and that goes for you too Trixie. Keep your eyes off my man!

(Jennifer Lars throws the mic down in the ring and proceeds back up to her seat at the announcers table. Jackie Stang watches on shocked at what just happened.)

James Lars: Well that was very interesting.

Jennifer Lars: I hope I got my message across.

James Lars: I got the message. Don't cross the boss.

Jennifer Lars: Let's see if they got it.

Spear vs Sack

(We go down into the dungeon where we hear a bunch of commotion going on. Metal rattling on the ground, glass breaking. Dungeon workers getting thrown into the walls. We find the person making this mess to be Crash Tyson. He's rather irrate after losing his match. He proceeds down the hallway throwing things that he finds on the way. As he walks to his locker room someone comes around the corner and bumps into him. Crash takes the person and whips them hard into the wall. The person we recognize as Jared Jet.

Crash doesn't pay much attention to him and continues on down the hallway.)

Jared Jet: Hey Crash Tyson! (Says Jared as he gets up to his feet. Crash turns around.)

Crash Tyson: What the hell do you want!?

(Jared Jet was already charging at him and he tackles him ten yards further down the hallway. They crash into a table that was sitting against a wall. Jared stands up and looks down at Crash.)

Jared Jet: Go sit on the bench and let the real stars of this game show you how it's done.

(Jared turns around and walks away, leaving Crash Tyson in pain and agony from the tackle by Jared Jet.)

James Lars: Jared Jet with a huge tackle on Crash Tyson!

Jennifer Lars: Two men trying to prove who can hit a bigger and better spear.

James Lars: Jared Jet doesn't spear anyone. He tackles them.

Jennifer Lars: To me they look pretty much the same.

James Lars: You don't want much sports other than wrestling though either.

Jennifer Lars: I have you to clarify everything sports related for me.

James Lars: Good and I'm telling you their not quite the same.

Jennifer Lars: And I'm saying they look the same to me.

James Lars: Oh just forget it.

Al Nova/Jared Jet vs Adriana/Chris Mosh

(We start out with Al Nova and Chris Mosh starting out in the ring. Al Nova connects with a series of knife edge chops, sending Chris Mosh into the corner. Chris whips Al into the corner and then sets him up and hits a verticle suplex down into the middle of the ring. Al Nova quickly gets up to his feet, Chris Mosh grabs him and goes for a belly to belly suplex, but Al Nova blocks it and locks in a side headlock. Chris pushes him to the ropes and he whips him across to the other side. Al Nova bounces off and ducks an attempted clothesline from Mosh. Mosh turns around and Al goes for a ddt but Mosh slides out of it rather quickly.)

James Lars: Both men have a back and forth battle to start out the match.

Jennifer Lars: Al and Jared don't want to add anymore participants to the Cage match. If Adriana and Chris Mosh win, thats a total of seven in that match! That's two more than last time!

(Mosh quickly tags in Adriana. Adriana steps in as Al Nova connects with knife edge chops on her as she does. Adriana retaliates with a two handed chop and then follows that up with an uppercut that sends Al Nova falling to the floor. She then connects with a diving crossbody. Adriana doesn't go for the pin. Instead she grabs Al and drags him over to the corner and tags Chris Mosh back in.)

Jennifer Lars: Good team work by Adriana and Chris Mosh so far. Al Nova can't seem to tag in his partner yet.

James Lars: Their not giving him the opportunity to yet!

(Chris connects with a series of stomps on Al who quickly rolls out of the ring. Chris Mosh follows him out and pulls him up to his feet. He sets him up and goes for a belly to belly suplex, but Al Nova sends him down with a hip toss. Al Nova falls to the outside floor. Caden starts his count. Adriana mumbles something to herself while looking at Caden but gets disappointed when it didn't work.

James Lars: Did Adriana just try to pull a witchcraft spell on Caden?

Jennifer Lars: I think she did!

Chris Mosh gets up to his feet.

2...Chris grabs Al Nova and sets him up.

Al Nova pushes him away and quicly rolls out of the way as Jared Jet comes charging and tackles Chris Mosh in the back. The crowd erupts.)

Jennifer Lars: Jared Jet with a tackle on Chris Mosh on the outside! That should turn match around for them now!

James Lars: I'm still cringing from that hit! Did you hear a bone break?

Jennifer Lars: Not sure I did.

3...Al Nova slides in the ring. Adriana hops off the apren and connects with a spin kick on Jared Jet, sending him crashing into the security rail.

Adriana grabs Chris Mosh and throws him inside the ring.)

James Lars: Adriana making sure they don't lose this match on a count out!

Jennifer Lars: Might as well, Chris Mosh's back could very well be broken after that tackle!

(Al Nova grabs Chris Mosh and hits him with a german suplex. He pulls him up only to get a short arm clothesline from Chris Mosh. Chris gets up and heads to the corner and waits for Al Nova to get up. Adriana looks at Mosh and mumbles something in a foreign language. Al Nova gets up to his feet...... WHACK! Super kick by Chris Mosh!! He covers.

NO! Jared Jet makes the save by pulling Chris Mosh off of him.

Jennifer Lars: So now we know what that potion was all about earlier tonight. Adriana is controling what happens in the match!

Jame Lars: How can she do that!? That's not possible.

Jennifer Lars: It is. It's happening James! She's mindwashed Chris Mosh!

Adriana mumbles something else while looking at Jared Jet, who backs out of the ring. He looks at her and acts like he wants to do something badly, but can't bring himself to doing it. Adriana has a smile on her face as Chris Mosh tags her in.)

Jennifer Lars: And Jared Jet too!

James Lars: Well it looks like Jared and Al need to battle through this and win if they want to win then don't they? Adriana has broken no rules we have.

Jennifer Lars: Rules? This isn't about rules! This is about witchcraft! She has to be stopped!

James Lars: Be my guest then. (He says laughing)

(Adriana grabs Al Nova and hits a discus forarm smash, sending Al Nova back down to the mat. Adriana then quickly hits a split legged leg drop. Al Nova rolls to the ropes and tries to roll out but Chris Mosh is there to stop him. Jared Jet comes charging and tackles Chris Mosh right into the ring post. Chris Mosh falls to the sanded floor, knocked out.)

Jennifer Lars: That should even the odds once more. Let's just hope they can keep it that way now.

James Lars: It's not looking promising!!!

(Jared Jet slides in the ring as Adriana mumbles something again as she looks at Jared. He reluctantly slides out of the ring and just stands there watching her grab Al Nova. She then hits a tilt a whirl DDT. She doesn't stop there. She then locks in a sleeperhold with body scissors. She locks it in tight as Al Nova fights the hold. Jared Jet breaks free and slides in the ring and connects with a big boot to her head, getting the hold released. She shakes off the cob webs mumbling something as she uses the ropes to get to her feet. Jared comes charging in, he tries to stop, Adriana moves out of the way and he misses the sack on her and goes right through the ropes, crashing to the sanded floor below.

(Adriana turns and finds Al Nova getting up to his feet, she runs and connects with a one handed bulldog. She looks down at him and covers.

Caden raises her hands in victory)

James Lars: And she did it!! Adriana wins the match for her team! Adriana and Chris Mosh are in the Chaos Cage match!

Jennifer Lars: I don't like this at all! Adriana and her sisters cheated! This is not wrestling!

James Lars: Then what is it that she did then? It appeared to be wrestling to me, witchcraft or not, you prove to me that witchcraft was involved here!

Jennifer Lars: The bottles, the chanting!

James Lars: Just bottles and chanting.

Jennifer Lars: Are you kidding!?

James Lars: I can't say that anything she's done affected the outcome of this match. Just saying. All I know is that Adriana and Chris Mosh are heading to the Chaos Cage match now!

(Adriana is in the ring as someone comes walking up the ramp. The person is in a suit and tie and is carrying two briefcases. This person is the same person we must have seen get out of the limo. The guy walks up to the ring and stops. James Lars steps down from the announcers table and walks over to the guy. Adriana watches on inside the ring.

James nods as he grabs the suitcases from the guy. The suit walks back down into the dungeon while James proceeds in the ring, keeping his eye on Adriana and Adriana keep hers on him. James grabs a mic.

James Lars: Adriana, you can leave my ring now, but don't go too far away, you might want to hear this.

(Adriana stops at the top of the entrance.)

James Lars: Well folks we started out this show with a bang and we are going to end it with a bang. Chaos Wrestling. Rebooted I guess you can say. New financial backer, new dungeon, new ring. Well in these two briefcases we have new titles. And we are going to have new match stipulations to determine these titles. You see the Chaos Title defines us. It defines what Chaos Wrestling is. And as much as the Chaos Cage match at Origins was Chaos. We are going to eliminate any doubt as to who our champion will be at Carnage.

The Chaos Cage match will be our trademark three tier cage. Only to become champion, you will not be grabbing the title and leaving with it. No, with seven participants the Chaos Cage match is now a last man standing Chaos Cage match. There is no way out. To win you must keep all six of your opponents down for the ten count. And only then will you be crowned the champion.

(The fans cheer.)

And the Mayhem Title. This match is new and unique as well to Chaos Wrestling. The first person to pin all of the participants in the match and in the ring will be crowned the Mayhem champion!

Chaos Reboot. Two new titles, two new champions. Who wants to be the faces of Chaos Wrestling. The faces that we need?

(James holds up the suitcases and as he does the suitcases opens up to reveal two brand new shiny titles in them. The fans cheer. Outside of the ring Adriana mumbles something as a flume of smoke surrounds her and she disappears from within it.)