Chaos Wrestling
The show opens up inside a locker room. There is a card table set up in the middle of the room, two chairs on opposite sides. One is empty the other one sits Johnny Evil. A game of Texas Holdem seems to be playing at that time. Though as it stands right now, Johnny is the only one playing. The flop on the table are three of hearts, six of diamonds, and ten of hearts. Johnny looks at
us and nods. He looks at his hand.
"So Ethan, what do you got?"
". . . . . ."
"I'll raise you $100."
He flips over the next card. Ace of Hearts.
"Got a pair?"
"Raise you another $100"
He flips the final card over and it is a Ace of Spades.
"Oh. All in? Seriously? No wonder you leave the casinos a loser. You can be read like a book. Got two of a kind? I call."
He flips over his hand to reveal a full house sixes over tens. He then reaches across the table and flips over the other cards to reveal a Jack and a seven.
"Doesn't surprise me at all. Tonight Ethan, your luck has ran out. Tonight your odds of qualifying for the Chaos Title Match at Origins are pretty much one in a million. I am the face of Chaos, I am the one that will be kicking your ass and sending you packing for episode 3! I will set the bar here. Not you Ethan, not Alex James, or Devin Richards! Me. At Origins not only will it be the dawn of Chaos Wrestling, but it will also be the beginning of me as the Chaos Champion! As I watched everyone last week, I did not see anyone who can go toe to toe with me. And tonight when I face you Ethan, I'll prove just that. I am the face of this company."
Evil gets up from his seat and proceeds out of his locker room. The card game still laid out on the table. As we watch Johnny Evil walk down the hallway, we notice someone watching him from a distance. We zoom in on them to find it being Focus. The look on his face is that of serious business. We then fade out....
The Hulu personel quickly take their designated positions in the Dungeon. The fans anxiously await for the show to start. The gates to the backstage rise. The ramps on both sides of the ring, rise from underground, lights light the way. The announcers table is at ring side in the far left corner of the floor.
The camera's start taping.
The music hits. "Bodies" by Drowning Pool
Let the bodies hit the floorLet the bodies hit the floorLet the bodies hit the floorLet the bodies hit the floooooor
(The Lars family come walking out of the right entrance. As they make their way up to the ring they wave to the fans looking down at them.)
Beaten why for (why for)Can't take much moreHere we go!Here we go!Here we go!
One - Nothing wrong with meTwo - Nothing wrong with meThree - Nothing wrong with meFour - Nothing wrong with me
(James and Jennifer take their seats at the announcers table as Cadon steps into the ring.)One - Something's got to giveTwo - Something's got to giveThree - Something's got to give
NowLet the bodies hit the floorLet the bodies hit the floorLet the bodies hit the flooooor
Let the bodies hit the floorLet the bodies hit the floorLet the bodies hit the flooooor
(Pyro flies from the ring corners.)
Now!Push me againThis is the endHere we go!Here we go!Here we go!
One - Nothing wrong with meTwo - Nothing wrong with meThree - Nothing wrong with meFour - Nothing wrong with me
One - Something's got to giveTwo - Something's got to giveThree - Something's got to give
NowLet the bodies hit the floorLet the bodies hit the floorLet the bodies hit the flooooor
James Lars: Welcome everyone to Anarchy!
Jennifer Lars: After our first episode it seems we've drawn a bit of attention to ourselves.
James Lars: Anarchy had seventy viewers last week on Hulu. Not major numbers, but you know from a new show perspective. I think that's great!
Jennifer Lars: It got some outstanding reviews from wrestling critics around the world as well.
James Lars: And my dear the shows are only going to get better. Tonight we have our first two of four qualifying matches for the Chaos Cage Match at Origins.
Jennifer Lars: You may have your hands full tonight though dear, because it seems everyone wants a shot at getting in that match.
James Lars: Not everyone is going to get a shot. Only those that I deem worthy of it will get one.
Jennifer Lars: Everyone is worthy in my mind.
James Lars: Well let's just see how tonight plays out now, ok?
Jennifer Lars: Ok, we'll see. Still think you'll regret it.
(Seek and Destroy by Metallica plays, Jackson Santee comes out of the entrance and greets the crowd before entering the ring.)
(Thunder roars through the speakers when the lights go completely dark. A red strobe lights up the left entrance ramp as grayish fog comes rolling out. Krimson Creek begins to play as Reynard Abel appears through the fog. A loud crow squeals through the thunderous crowd. Reynard walks slowly up the aisle creeping out the young fans on his way to the ring. Reynard climbs through the bottom rope and crawls towards the middle of the ring. With his arms spread out wide, the lights go out then the music fades.)
The men come out to the middle of the ring and lock up. Reynard connects with a knee to the midsection then follows up with a snap. He bounces off the ropes behind Jackson, Jackson turns around and duck under a clothesline. Reynard stops in his tracks and hits a discuss clothesline takedown. Jackson quickly back up to his feet. Reynard grabs him only to get a knife edge chop from Jackson, followed by another. Jackson then connects with a leaping drop kick, sending Reynard into the ropes. Reynard comes charging out and clotheslines Jackson to the mat. Jackson proceeds to get up to his feet but Reynard is quick and bulldogs his head into the mat. He then connects with a knee drop on Jackson. He pulls Jackson up to his feet and whips him into the corner. DEADLY INTENTIONS! (cornered mafia kick) Jackson goes down and Reynard covers.
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Kick out!
Reynard pulls Jackson up to his feet. Santee connects with a right jab and a knife edge chop. He grabs Reynard and whips him to the ropes. Reynard bounces off and Jackson hits a drop kick sending Reynard into the ropes and over the top to the outside. Jackson quickly runs and leaps up to the top turnbuckle FLYING LEG DROP! Jackson lands it hard on Reynard. Jackson hobbles around as he landed on his ass hard. Reynard rolls out of the way.
1 The ref starts his count.
Reynard gets up to his feet as Jackson is up to his right behind him. Jackson goes to kick him, but Reynard catches the foot. INSIGUIRI KICK! Reynard goes back down.
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Jackson gets up and grabs Reynard by the head and whips him into the ring post. His head hits hard. Reynard falls to the floor. Jackson slides in the ring. Reynard up to his feet and slides in right behind him. Before Reynard can get to his feet Jackson connects with a double stomp on the back of Reynard. He quickly gets up and rushes to the corner. Up to the top rope. 360 FROG SPLASH!! Reynard moves out of the way!!! Jackson hits nothing but mat. Reynard slowly gets up to his feet. He pulls Santee up with him and connects with a neck breaker. He goes for the pin.
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No Kick out!
Reynard gets up to his feet and grabs Jackson by the hair and whips him hard into the corner. DEADLY INTENTIONS! He gets up and waits for Jackson to get up to his feet. He watches as Santee is up to one knee then a foot and then both. He sets him up but Jackson counters it with knee to the midsection. He grabs him and goes to whip him into the ropes. Reynard reverses it. Knee to the midsection and Jackson goes down. Reynard waits again as Jackson gets up to his feet! PAINTED CANVAS!!! (Tombstone Piledriver) He covers!
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Cadon raises Reynards arm in victory!
James Lars: Reynard Abel with a win in his debut match! Nice way to start for the guy!
Jennifer Lars: The guy is creepy. Good but creepy.
James Lars: He has that dark side of him, yeah I get how you think he's creepy. He's from South Africa though!
Jennifer Lars: So? Why does that make him such a dark person? Besides it's not only that but the scars all over his body? How did he get so many?
James Lars: You know I didn't want to know when he came knocking on my door for a job here. I just asked if he could wrestle. He said yes. That's all I needed to know. Besides South Africa is a very rough country. You look at your mom wrong and you get beaten!
Jennifer Lars: Please!.. I think you need to let me do the hiring from now on.
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